Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Farmville is her only friend.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
