his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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