you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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