so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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