i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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