Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
The power of my boobs compel you
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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