everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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