Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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