I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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