Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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