i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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