I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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