OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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