I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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