How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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