How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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