Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
