You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
