It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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