It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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