I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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