she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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