He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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