Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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