that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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