this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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