He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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