C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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