Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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