And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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