dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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