so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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