We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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