their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
