She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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