I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm like, not good at living.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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