Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just high enough for therapy.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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