elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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