im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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