You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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