i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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