yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i would punch a child for taco bell
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
