after a month anything with tits is on the radar
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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