It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
where are my pants?
in the oven.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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