You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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