She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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