who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
where are my eyebrows?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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