Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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