I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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