Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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