I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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