Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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