May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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