i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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