I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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