Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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