I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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